An American who washes ashore in Japan and is confused for its excellent White of legend, haru. Raised one of the Ninjas, Haru grows big and strong - very big. Together with the elegance of most Three Stooges rolled into one single body, Haru is a humiliation to his clan. But when a gorgeous blonde lady for his assistance, Haru is given one dangerous, disastrously funny chance to prove himself.